Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Mera Naam Joker Scene Of Teacher

Andrew (IV parte)

plane was cold. The air conditioning was pumping at the most, as usual. But the boy just was not going to wake up, asking permission to fat sprawled on the seat next to her, open the hat and pull out from the pack that fucking sweatshirt with the hood, no one knows how, he could always slip in the bottom of all . But he did not even to resist in addition to freezing temperatures. He had goose bumps. He looked muscular biceps, forearms a bit 'too hairy for her tastes, but many males, there was not that mean, two bracelets and a spring that had given the black with dreads in the square in front of Notre Dame in an attempt to scrounge some coin. And he smiled half asleep. Those bracelets at the end he liked, even though they were not exactly his kind. Although some beads in the sequence of red-yellow-black-green flag of Jamaica had lost color and white as old mints were getting sucked, he liked. He also liked his Fred Perry orange with the white crown on the left nipple which was pendant with white shorts to the knee. He also liked how the wrist was at his Tag Hauer, just got as a graduation gift: it was so chic, but still did not understand what the fuck was silent. His new look with salt and pepper goatee on his face a bit 'tan liked. In short, we liked a lot with his air of good guy, a man of the world, from one who has traveled, who lived here and there for a while, 'he knew a bit' of people and only for them believe they already know how the world works. He liked to with that body, dry air and that his elegant way of moving from an adult gay resolved and cleared through customs as they say? Yes exactly and while there was also the fart could clear the nose as a citizen of the Old Continent, once landed in America.
Not to mention the guy with the shaved heads, the nose, the mask with goggles, earphones of the i-phone-white-and those still in my ears and the tattoo-tribal Maori, you say so? - that the cut in the middle of the calf for the long and wrapped herself in a circle on the mallelolo-will it hurt? - well what he liked a lot. But otherwise it was better not to think he was tough enough to go to get a blowjob in the bathroom. And the bathroom of the plane is not known so comfortable. And then it was bitterly cold ...
He turned in search of a hostess and saw the wiry businessman sitting across the hall with his poop green suit, lace-stained chromatin poorly drawn and do not miss those, unforgivable socks azure! How awful, she thought the boy. Better to focus on the beat to make the flight attendant on the air conditioning, ice age and so on. Who knows what effect will that beautiful blonde with blue eyes that still sculettare back and forth down the hall with his air Teuton is so unlucky that on the cock. Capers around her like a script to his chair, turns off the little light blinking call with a flick and mechanical that it can not, however, hide a certain amount of trouble and tries to smile. But we can only half: with the mouth. The eyes keeps them fixed on your polo crown with white, your white shorts, your teeth white and your white goatee. But then sends you a fruit of that capocabina, thinking that with its queer manners and consumed his speech affected you and you better understand the end to break my balls. Instead it only makes you more angry. But you like to show too polite and elegant way to make a scene. And then you look at him as he observes. You would be so out of hand, even in the bathroom of the plane. Indeed, perhaps there is more excitement and who cares if you're close, so we would knee him in the end and you should not even flush the toilet. That those with thin hands and well cared for, saws and blow jobs have to be his specialty, but Irina Palm. " And the shit that you was already being hard, peeping out from under the white canvas of Bermuda goes down and disappears into his underwear. So ends that say you do not do anything, now is better and you riaccoccoli your chair. He smiles with his teeth white from his shirt pocket and pulls out his white business card with his mobile phone on back cover, "for anything you can serve in the Big Apple ... Daniel Sanchez, but you call me Dan"
Let him go, then allowed to get fat, you get up and go to close the bathroom.
shots off the ball of cocaine from the pocket of his shorts and with the calling card of Dan you lie two white lines on the axis of the toilet and shoots, covered by the noise of the flush, while your plane pulls on a bench clouds in the sky over New York.
"Thank you Dan, but I have everything I need."

Friday, November 12, 2010

Laserjet Transfer Paper

Little Miss Adelita

What's better than a trip to the beach aboard a '70s VW van? If we then add the compañeros travel are un'argentina Boluda, Sofia Norteño two Mexicans, an Argentinean los LICS grumpy, Che Gerardo already you could say that is great, I conclude with a flourish, saying that the goal is one of my most favorite city in the world, Mazunte, as you can not fall in love a village that gives name to the pharmacy Farmazunte. We have also uploaded two Argentinian blonde, one of two called me "Gordo" (chubby)
1 to 10 as far as I can be nice? The ten hour trip was pleasant and the other between a mate, long lunch break a river and we camped for the night by squatters in a Palapa on the beach. The dinner is popular with Mexicans made up of maize, beans and eggs, if had to eat them so of course .. always accompanied by corn and tortilla de watered by Caguama, birrozzo one-liter, named after the great turtle. A
Mazunte the camp was not the least, shade tent, use of fire, shower and sea view and have since become addicted, wifi nearby. I can live without a telephone and television but a peek at the mail I have to give, so just to see who thinks and I know a little 'facts of others. I was the Cocinera all the time and not because I wanted to wash the dishes of beans, but because one day is more than enough and I must say that we are treated well, including pasta with camarones! Delighted by the culinary compliments, I have asked how do I know how to cook well and the response was that I was born eating well, that's why Italians opened restaurants everywhere, but good things simple, all the ingredient, olive oil is worth double. What I'd never done if I had been alone a tour to see the dolphins ... and I saw them! Many, all together, of course with my super swimming skills (ask for the reimbursement to the swimming instructor and Chiari idiot) I've seen them a few meters, the other not, more agile we swam close by, but I heard them, I think I took the piss! Watch the human gordita who can not breathe through the snorkel! If you take, you parilla to do! In fact, the dolphin meat is harmful, contains Mercury, I was a child I always played there (many broken thermometers) and when I was a thermometer in hand, I would break it to keep the mercury in his hands. Mercury, asbestos, drugs withdrawn from the market, the children of the seventies have antibodies in more parentheses asbestos in most of South America is still in use and abuse. Dolphins, turtles, fish and coral in mating, and if it were not for seasickness was all perfect, not a lover of the mountain, you know, now I also hinders the sea, the river Oglio I almost drank it all child, the lake is cold, the campaign has so many insects, the city I close the pores of the skin, oh well I'll stay in the car! And the trip out of town was closed between kisses and hugs with the hope to meet them again along the way and how the ending of Little Miss Sunshine, no matter how different we are, we are a family and after a case of cauama even more.
course I could not leave Mexico without
still stop in San Cristobal to celebrate again with my Los argentinos farewell.Un goodbye to the American continent between empanadas, tamales y hot dogs, including Pinche mexicano, fucking gringos y boludos Argentina between salsa and cumbia y Caguma between Goose Island.
Maybe my environment is because the airport to reach the next continent, we will spend two days in Auckland and the airport is the best, you sleep comfortable and give you ilo Toblerone JB and free!
I think I need to find a bigger place 'cos When You Have More Than You think you need more space

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

How To Draining Gas From Skidoo

Andrew (III parte)

Finally there it was the landlord of calmly talking about this and that with an elderly gay man, vaguely effeminate as those of his generation.
The boy saluted, but again no one seemed to him the case. Strange, he thought. She had not noticed surveillance cameras nor there or upstairs. Anyone could grab anything and go away undisturbed, as far as I knew him. Possible that the owner was so sure of honesty of his customers not to worry about who came and what was he doing? Yet even now he was paying attention, despite the boy was there to dig into every corner of the store, touching and moving objects of any kind: delicate, fragile, even some ancient and precious.
gay man-or rather the homosexual what do you call all those in their fifties, but as he had noticed. Continues to cast glances mellifluous and sometimes, at least so it seemed to him, clearly interested. Not if I was imagining. It was not one of his daydreams, that. He was there in the flesh, he was sure. But for a man was transparent, like an inanimate object on display in any store: practically an invisible man. For others, however, was the object of desire. It was just the testosterone to make it visible? Only the irresistible allure of sex did it really exist?
"Coito ergo sum" thought the boy and smiled affettatamente, staring at the old homosexual in the balls eye, and slipped a large bronze doorstop in the pocket of big-blue jacket and went, this time without saying goodbye. He had taken the first thing that had happened to shoot, so for fun, just to see what happened. If it was the invisible man, this was the time to try it. The homosexual imperceptibly slowed the rhythm of his chant myeloma incorrect Moscow with his antiquarian friend, stretching the right pauses between all those super, pa-of-way and a number-with-words-on-a-l'accento that peppered the speech and made her the pecolla the boy, but said nothing. She looked just stealing that doorstop, not daring to do nothing.
a glance that this was an accomplice, pitiful, despicable or accusatory, but he could not tell he had learned yet another lesson about gay and about himself. Gripping the stolen goods in his pocket as he ran down the stairs of the Paris underground and then up the stairs of the plane that would take him to New York, the boy could say with complacency typical of all young people who feel invincible -invisible-or perhaps an unspeakable pleasure of trying to steal something for the first time in his life. But most had to admit to himself that he felt a secret pleasure in seeing how the old fairy had left him to do. Despite being an eyewitness of a robbery, the man the slave of desire, under the thumb of testosterone, a victim of sex he preferred to close both eyes rather than to accuse a fellow, although it was clear that the boy would never have been possible for him to prey. Neither possible nor probable too young, too sexy, too good to be true. At least for a gay old man like him.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Sample Receipt For Deposit On Motorcycle

Andrew (II parte)



After the argument, the boy took his flight to New York. With stop-over in Paris. There was already a child with his family and then as a teenager in a school trip but would not have lost anything in the world the opportunity to review the City of Light finally alone. He loved to travel alone. Rather than travel to the truth he loved to get lost. Going around in circles, aimlessly, without maps, without anyone asking for directions. He went around the streets silent, but with the ears and eyes open: open windows let in the world where rivers of voices and waves of life. The lives of others.
Every sound, every image was carrying handfuls of memories, like pieces of wood washed ashore by the current. He watched everything, every person with an attitude so hungry with a desire so as to be painfully throbbing with life palpable, so much so that sometimes he felt uncomfortable himself. Often felt that indescribable sensation of shame, especially when traveling in northern European countries: France, Holland, Sweden. He wondered if that's so eager to see or rather to devour the lives of others was not too excessive, rude, brash ... if you could not even be unwelcome in the eyes of those people so reserved and quiet, so strangely silent in comparison Italians like him. But instead no one seemed to notice. It seemed unbelievable, but people did not make the case to him, much less to his discomfort, and eventually became convinced that it was his way of traveling alone, with its backpack on his shoulders and his secrets locked inside, to make it invisible.
This time in Paris wanted to do an experiment. He went into a trinket shop on the edge of the town: a flea that had once been a well antiquarian declared as the pompous gilded wooden sign posted on the door, but now only sell frames and bronze orb in dusty among piles of rotten, smelly fur. The whistle of a bird recorded unidentified surprised him and pulled at a smile, garrulous tone and modulation of the sound that gave him welcome when he opened the door and flicked the mechanism, reminded the whistle of appreciation that the boys were Sicilian arrival of Monica Bellucci in Malena, who had seen the film on DVD on the evening before leaving, to relax the nerves before the argument. She looked in the mirror in wood frame oval in front of the shop door and smiled to himself, noting the difference between the boy from his body, made awkward by the oversized blue jacket and the backpack, and the sinuous forms of Bellucci in tight skirt and heels high and uneven gait sculettando on the pavement of the promenade of this Sicilian village after the war. Maybe he lost even a laugh-but he was sure of this-uttered a sound "Bonjour" to register gracefully to the shop owner that he saw, but was well be in there somewhere. Yet no one noticed him. After a good ten minutes, spent to review each of the first floor of the shop, his interest gradually diminished until they disappeared entirely from view of quell'inquietante stuffed hawk, perched on the iron railing on top of the stairs. So he decided to get a look at the basement, where it came from a muffled chatter.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Printing Evelopes Hp C6180

Andrew (I parte)

came on the day of the thesis. The boy had worn the dress in fresh blue wool of Romeo Gigli. The shirt with thin red lines under the jacket with the collar unbuttoned him look elegant but informal, suitable to stress by playing down the solemnity of the occasion. He wanted his mother, his brother and his best friend to join the discussion of the thesis. Silvia understood the solemnity that his friend wanted to give that first successful conclusion of his life. In fact the boy had chosen a cut to his original thesis that in addition to a theoretical part consisted in creating a real campaign for the launch of a line of jackets and ski suits for children. He wanted to combine art to sports fashion, represented with the colors of modern painters and paintings with quotations from contemporary writers, the ones he loved most. He wanted the state of the art el'artisticità that must have fashion, even the sports for children. So in the print campaign colors of Kandinsky color the behavior of the young skiers in the approach to sloping, Kristiana In the TV commercials the voice of his friend actor sued the slogan of Magritte. The vivid imagination of "KROMICK" loomed decided, in the sun radiating center of the "O" oval like the earth at the equator, the stylized splashes of color on the white snow of Kandinsky. The boy presented with a prompt and resolute tone his creative strategy and his ideas. The fruits of his intellectual pursuits and his classical training echoed in the stylish graphics of the brand and the careful choice of colors for jackets and ski suits. The style of the campaign was extremely refined, too high for an audience of consumers so young and uninformed about modern, and perhaps also for the audience of examiners clumsy and flattened in the typical attitude of old academic distracted and listless. Silvia, who had followed step by step preparation of the thesis and shared all the excitement and passion that had taken, considered wasted love for the culture, the quest for knowledge and spirituality of his friend, in front of faces absent from the committee. But for all that the boy was a revenge on the uncertain steps of his new life in Rome and his previous experience as an athlete. He wanted to show everyone his mature student.
At the end of the approval had raised a little 'amazed and envious of the whole committee, earning the praise. Finally satisfied, beaming showed his loved ones. His brother always contained in expressing his feelings, to have recognized him with affection over the finish line of the studies he was three years off-course in Electronic Engineering -. Mom in her dress with white cuffs with seafood, so small next to him high, we held him embraced. Silvia enjoyed his satisfaction and that of his family.